the city chicken


Poonchky. I’m not the only one!
02 28 2009, 11:58 pm
Filed under: random info

White donut boxes adorned with red Polish eagles piled high in the bakery isle of grocery stores – it must be that time of year. Well, actually, that day has passed but I was too busy to write last Tuesday. “Paczki” the boxes say. Doesn’t sound terribly appetizing . . . that is if you are even able to sound it out. The first time I saw one of those boxes and was served the corresponding boring donut from it, I was skeptical. This is NOT what it is supposed to be. “Poonchky” is the way we said it and after googling just that, I have discovered that isn’t just some bizarre word I picked up from childhood – that really is the way Paczki is pronounced.  But it sure as sun isn’t the way they are supposed to taste. You see, if it was just supposed to be a donut, you would be able to get them year round. But this is no donut. You can only eat them just before lent because if you ate them more than once a year, 5 year olds would be having heart attacks in Poland regularly.  So how can you tell if you were served a donut or an authentic poonchky? Oh, well just picking one up should be an indicator. It ought to weigh about 3 lbs yet be the same size as the typical filled donut. After eating one, if you haven’t yet decided what to give up for lent, you will be tempted to say “food, I just give up food in general!” 

 

I really have nowhere to go with this conversation . . . I haven’t had a poonchky in years and short of traveling to Hamtramck, I don’t know where I would be able to find a real one. If I ever end up in MI right before lent, I know what I will be doing! 

For now. . . I am busy working on school crap. I am uber sleepy at the moment though and ready to call it a day. 

Night ya’ll.



What the heck is that?
06 20 2008, 9:45 am
Filed under: cime and punishment, outings, random info, work

Yesterday I got my mail and finally the letter I have been waiting for arrived; the State Board of Law Examiners sent me my certification. Basically this letter says I can represent clients in court under the supervision of another attorney – I essentially can act as any attorney. As excited as I was to finally get this letter, the first thing I saw when I opened it was the official seal on the letterhead.

If you have any clue wtf this is, feel free to let me know.

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Yea, I don’t know either.

In other news, yesterday’s trip to the Supreme Court was nice. We met with one of the Justices before the argument and we also met with an appellate court judge that our supervisor was a clerk for. They were both very nice and had some interesting stuff to share with us.
The argument itself was interesting; the Defendant in the original trial had been charged with an “A” felony of attempted molest of a child 13 years or younger. At the last minute (and past the time they can actually file new charges) the prosecutor added a second charge of attempted sexual misconduct with a minor between the ages of 14 and 16, a “B” felony.

During the trial, the only real evidence presented was that the young lady was 13 years old at the time this happened (only one specific event so there was an actual date and time in this case), but the jury only found him guilty of the B felony. So the question now is can this guy be charged with a crime that he couldn’t have possibly have committed because the girl wasn’t the age defined in the statutory language? And the “real” question is what do you do about the fact that he did commit a crime!? The Justices didn’t look too prepared to let him go scott free…

Tonight, Brian and I go to see Hulk! Woohoo! And this weekend I will be in all weekend cleaning – my place desperately needs a spring rub down. Oh and of course there will be some city chicken being made Sunday most likely!!!



schedule
01 8 2008, 12:59 pm
Filed under: random info

Ok, here it is:

Mondays and Wednesdays:

  • 10:05 – 11:30 Federal Jurisdiction
  • 12:45 – 2:10 Juvenile Law
  • 2:20 – 3:45 Criminal Procedure

Tuesdays and Thursdays:

  • 8:30 – 9:25 Legal Writing
  • 10:40 – 11:35 Animal Law

Saturdays:

  • 9:30 – 12:30 Trial Practice

That’s that!



the best christmas ever
12 19 2007, 10:17 pm
Filed under: childhood, random info, retro, vintage

The Best Christmas I ever had? The year I got my Heart to Heart Bear. He still lives at my dad’s and his heart still beats. 

Heart to Heart Bear



What if he had grown up to be a total tool?
12 13 2007, 12:24 pm
Filed under: fun stuff, humor, random info, sports

I  know I just finished writing but I couldn’t help myself. I have CNN on in the background. They are discussing baseball or some shit (I don’t “do” sports). Anyhow, a man being interviewed mentioned that he had spoken to someone named “Dick Pound”….

 Come again?

I don’t know why that struck me as so funny but I decided to google “Dick Pound name”. I was pleasantly surprised to find this website – a list of the 9 manliest names. (Dick Pound is #2).

I have to say that Dr. Duncan Steel impressed me the most. The name isn’t all that exciting, although, being called “Dr. Steel” probably rocks. But it is what this guy has done in his lifetime! He even has the job that Bruce Willis had in Armageddon!! You better be made of steel (or at least a distinctive manly part of you) in order to handle that kind of position!



Anti-aging miracle = vinegar
12 10 2007, 8:06 am
Filed under: food, health, random info, rants

Or maybe not….

I have recently noticed a resurgence of the “miracle vinegar” gurus. At my make-up chat forum, at a green webiste, and on a variety of other forums and blogs.

Here is my take, and it might be worth 2 cents since I have been actually drinking vinegar, almost daily, since I was a toddler.

White, red wine, apple cider (the gurus favorite pick for some reason), malt, champagne, rice, etc. I will tackle them all. I started with white, sipping out of shot glasses. I began dunking salt and vinegar chips into white vinegar at a very young age (and somehow turned my best friends and mother on to this). I moved on next to apple cider vinegar (otherwise known as ACV) and I have found myself stomping out the calories of the chips by adding a little salt to the vinegar and it cures the bizarre cravings I get.

So… what are the health benefits of all of this vinegar consumption?

Hmm…

*jeopardy music*

Um… I once had to go to an emergency clinic in the middle of the night because I drank too much ACV that was about the same age as me and caused my tongue and throat to swell up so much I couldn’t breathe.

Hmm.. I guess that isn’t a benefit. That is a bizarre side effect to over-consumption – you can become allergic. In fact, for the majority of my life, after drinking vinegar my tongue would swell to bizarre sizes and actually look… well, SPLIT. It was hideous and it ached. And I have no clue why I insisted on continuing to do that to myself.

I cut back after that little episode (which occurred when I was about 17 or 18). By the time I was 20ish I was back on the horse. The subsequent lip/tongue/throat swelling isn’t an issue anymore – no clue why that went away or what “cured” the problem.

The point – I simply cannot put my stamp of approval on vinegar. I think it tastes fabulous. I love it… but I don’t look like I’m 12, I am not superwoman, my skin is NOT perfect, I get colds and the flu… sometimes if I drink too much I get a tummy ache… lol, oh and it doesn’t cure cancer or anything insane like that – I happened to have pre-cancerous cells on my cervix more than once…

OH but vinegar WAS USED to find those pre-cancer cells! (They swab white vinegar over the cervix, shine a bright light on it, and the bad cells show up opaque against the cervix _ I can’t say more about that… I didn’t see it myself).

Oh and I had an allergic reaction when they did that! Imagine that! lol… OK, DON’T imagine that.

So there you go. Drink it if you like (I certainly do), but don’t expect miracles.



searching for the best search engine
10 29 2007, 9:27 am
Filed under: random info

Today on MSNBC.com, a Newsweek article caught my eye – “Searching for the Best Engine“. The article mainly discussed how search engine giant Google may not necessarily be on top of the food chain for long. While Yahoo and Microsoft clamor to keep up with Google, a whole slew of search engines are popping up and after a particularly frustrating search, I decided to do some comparison shopping.

The search: Swifts tin. Essentially what I am looking for are tins made by the Swift’s company from the 1940’s – 60’s used to store meat products. I have a collection of them going and I am curious as to what other meat products this company has made. So far, Google has been of NO help whatsoever. Part of the problem is that the Swift’s company made LOTS of stuff and a great many of their items came in tins and pails including meats, peanut butter, lard, soap, etc.

So first off is Googleitself – it starts me off with matches from Ebay (all of which I am familiar with already because I watch Ebay like a hawk). After that…. a mess of everything with the word “swift” and “tin” anywhere in it.

Next is Ask.com: the top three results are slightly shaded in blue indicating that they are “sponsored results” and because I am looking for vintage/antique, non-repo items, a result sponsored by any company today is going to be worthless to me (and indeed, they are)…

On the side of the page are two options to either expand or to narrow my search. The suggestions for narrowing my search mainly deal with chimneys and sparrows…. Not helpful.

However, the actual search results for webpages and blogs appears slightly more on track than Google was. Not much more helpful though and the sponsored results and expand/narrow options are so off track that it is just annoying.

Next up, Quintura: I’ve never heard of Quintura before but I am glad I did. First thing I noticed was that Quintura isn’t as straight forward as Google – then again, what is!?! Google doesn’t give you anything else on the page to even CLICK ON let alone get lost in! Quintura had instructions on the main page which could either be helpful or intimidating… I ignored the instructions and plowed forward.

The screen is split – one side with results from your search and the other side with random words and phrases in a fun, cloud like pattern -  when you place your mouse over one of these words/phrases, other options begin to appear and arrange themselves on the page narrowing down the search visually but NOT COMMITTING TO IT, UNTIL you actually click on the word in question – once you click on that word, it is auto added into your search and the results automatically update.

For example – I searched for swifts tin – about 18 random words appeared at the edge of the screen, one of the words is ADVERTISING. I held my mouse over the word and the remaining 17 words disappeared and a new set of words showed up including: collectibles, cream, soap, sign, vintage, and ebay. Well, that certainly helps with the problem of “chimneys” and “sparrows”! From that point I was able to click on “vintage” which gave me a new set of options, one of which was “pork”. This is clearly on the right track. So what about the actual search results….

Well, there is still a mixed bag of results, BUT there are way fewer to sift through. Results that would have shown up on pages 20-45 with Google are on pages 2 and 3 with Quintura and because all of the results at Quintura are more relevant, I am not skimming the pages as quickly as I did with Google where I ended up missing the few relevant results that there were.

My end thoughts? Being a good “googler” is an art – and while I feel that I am pretty far ahead of the game, some searches require a little more help than others. It seems that the search engine industry is at least on the right track to making this a much more tolerable process than it has been in the past!



what the???
10 1 2007, 8:22 am
Filed under: random info

So this morning on the radio I hear something about the Lions… it was a quick snippit that I missed the majority of but it sounded like the Lions had won their last game.

Heck, I didn’t even know who they had played against.

WIN?  Win doesn’t even begin to describe it! That would have been a game to see… at least in the 4th quarter that is.

 Anyhow, I am kinda busy but I thought I would add my 2cents for the day. Hope everyone is doing well.

Ciao.



morality and “the question”
08 27 2007, 9:54 am
Filed under: ideas, random info

What a feeling – I am here at school early like I have intended and I am already done studying for my only class today and have very little reading left to do for tomorrows class and I have two and a half hours of study time left! This is going to be fabulous once I need to begin working on moot court.

So I wanted to discuss a question that lawyers are often asked of by non-lawyers. It is a question I myself was asked on Saturday in my professional responsibility class by the professor. The professor first asked the class generally who wanted to be a criminal defense attorney. I was one of three who raised a hand. The professor looked directly at me and asked “what do you tell family and friends when they ask ‘how could you defend someone you know is guilty’”?

I answered in a somewhat “classical” fashion; that I believe the system works and in order for it to work in the way intended, everyone deserves and must have their day in court. Today it is someone guilty but tomorrow it may not be. If the standards are lowered for one, they can be lowered for all.

My criminal procedure book and my professional responsibility book call the people who ask this morally entrenched question “lay persons”. I think this is a condescending way of looking at it. Not only do non-lawyers often ask this question, but academics have pondered it for centuries. There must be something more to this question of morality. Is the question “how can I help someone guilty to not be punished” or is the question “do I condone the actions of the party”?

While these questions may be legitimate, I don’t think they represent the real question within all of us. The majority of the population wants no association to these people at all, none the less a seemingly sympathetic one! I think the real question has to do with our own feelings of not wanting to appear apart from the crowd, not wanting to be labeled, not wanting to be cast out from society.

Today on my way to school I passed a woman walking who was trying to cross the street. She appeared to be in her fifties and I say that she was “trying” to cross the road because it appeared to be a serious undertaking for her. She was clearly being tortured and tormented by something that was in her mind and her mind alone. She looked terrified as she sped up, slowed down, and swatted at the air. She turned quickly to face her “tormentor” and then tried to race away from “it”. The rush hour traffic sped by and so did I, leaving her in the middle of a street in one of the worst parts of town. We don’t want to see her, just like we don’t want to see the criminals. Maybe one day she will become a “criminal” – attacking a real person rather than just the air. Is there anyone out there who disagrees with me that she deserves someone by her side should she ever face the possibility of criminal charges? I doubt it. But they will say she is an exception, she is “sick”. She needs medical care and she certainly shouldn’t be placed in the same kind of place as rapists and murderers. But who is going to point that out? Police would be doing their job arresting someone for assault, the prosecutor is busy cracking down on crime, the judge is seeing how many cases today? While all of these people have a responsibility to watch out for the exceptions to the rule, if it were you, wouldn’t you want someone exclusively on your side?

No, the system doesn’t always work just like every system on the planet. That is why we need people who want to see it work take part.



you has a flavor
07 12 2007, 3:51 pm
Filed under: random info

Well it has been a busy week. I have been busy working on eating healthy – heart healthy cereals and more veggies and protein – and working out. Brian and I have been going to the gym more regularly and I feel a lot better already.

Otherwise not a lot to report. I have started a lot of random projects just recently so I’m busy fiddling with that. :)

Hope everyone else is doing well!!



taking the lemons to the juicer….
07 9 2007, 1:01 pm
Filed under: random info, stress, weight

So it has been a long day already and it isn’t even 1pm!

I had a doctors appt this morning – I just wanted to establish myself with a physician in the area and check my heart out and discuss the last year and the stress effects on my body.

Well, there was a hitch – my blood pressure is sky-rocketed. Most likely a side effect of the adderall. He decreased my dose and put me on an anti-depressant (Lexapro). I am always apprehensive of anti-depressants – they notoriously cause have numerous side effects including sexual side-effects and weight gain (gee doc, I have been taking the medication but now that I am 40 lbs heavier than I was and have no interest in the oppositte sex at all, I can’t figure out WHY I am still depressed!?!?!).

However, I figure 30-60 days on this stuff shouldn’t kill me and I fully intend to do what no one else does on these medications – I am going to keep sickenly accurrate records of what I eat, drink, and how much I work out during this time. I can’t afford to even gain 5lbs at this point. I’m happy to try it out and hopefully I’ll feel better.

Otherwise, working out just went from a high priority to top priority – it should help lower my heart rate (also insane) and also stave off depression. I’ll be going to the gym even more now.

(this also means no more pop w/ caffeine)…

Otherwise, today I am doing some followup with volunteer places and tomorrow I am going back out to look for a part-time job – I have a new plan in place and although it really irritates me to have to do/say what I am going to on my job apps, I am going to go for it – I need the money.

Alright… blah, that is enough for now!!! Boy when life starts to change, it goes mad all at once!!



funny conversation
07 5 2007, 7:03 pm
Filed under: random info

So just to catch ya’ll up – the other day when I got my sunburn, I was reading Ann Coulter’s book, Godless. I picked it up at the library figuring that you can’t continually call someone a nut job when you haven’t given them an honest chance.

I have since changed my opinion of Ms. Coulter – she is not a nut job, she is a crazy mofo. (That’s just my opinion though – ya, right).

Anyhow, here is a complimentary look at a rather funny AIM conversation I had regarding the whole incident tonight:

[18:54] RC: wtf did you do?

[18:54] *** Auto-response sent to RC: the burning has reduced but now comes the dreaded swelling… on my stomach… yea, I see myself getting LOTS of double takes in the next few days… sigh

[18:56] XxBLxX: ugg… I got vanity stricken… I wanted my white stomach to match the rest of me… I got caught up reading Ann Coulter (cause she IS a demon) and I got burnt

[18:56] RC: lollllll

[18:56] RC: fucking coulter did it again!

 

 

Yea… just some evening entertainment but it was something to laugh about as the irritating tingles begin :)

 

Night ya’ll.



back home
06 22 2007, 3:03 pm
Filed under: random info

Sorry for the recent lack of updates… I was back in Michigan visiting my family for the last week and a half. While I was there I spent time with mom, Ron, dad, my cousin Tonia and her family, family friends of ours, and a couple friends from high school. It was nice, somewhat relaxing, and a nice way to get away from the job stress I was experiencing down here. I made the five hour ride back yesterday, dumped off some of my loot and then headed to Brians for a couple of hours.

For the first time I didn’t feel like I was going home, I felt like I was visiting my family. Coming back here really felt like coming home and I know that part of that is b.c. of Brian. He really has helped to make this more than just “the place I am living so I can go to school.” During the school year I was too busy to notice that I really had settled into a lifestyle here all my own and I feel much more grown up than I did a year ago. Brian and I went to Red Lobster last night and spent some time just cuddling. I came home early hoping to get a good nights sleep but ended up just tossing and turning all night b.c. my back was irked from riding in the car so long. I’ll probably end up napping here soon :)

So what now? Well, I am continuing to look for work and a volunteer position in the legal field. Brian and I will be working out (I have put on about 10 lbs in the last month or so), and today I am rearranging my room again due to some items I brought back with me (rebounder and shelving unit).

I’ve finally decided to continue living in my current residence. My lease is good for just over a year and I can’t see leaving now since I will likely look for a condo next. The price here is likely cheaper than anything else I would come across and I don’t know if I am totally ready right now to be looking for a more permanent place. Next summer I can focus on where in the city I would like to get a place for a more considerable period of time.

For now, ciao.



feeling conflicted
05 26 2007, 3:01 pm
Filed under: random info, rants, stories

I came across the Myspace profile of a girl I went to school with. I will call her “Rhoda”. In her profile I read what came as no shocker; orientation: lesbian.

Her sexual orientation should mean nothing at all to me but it has left me a bit conflicted….

Bear with me.

Rhoda is one of only two people on this planet that I have whole-heartedly hated. Rhoda and I went to the same church, bible study, pre-school program, school, we rode the same bus, we were both in band and both played the trumpet, we both were in forensics, and Business Professionals of America, and we both played bball, volleyball, and were in track (at least until I threw in the towel with the sports since I really did suck at them!)

Needless to say, I spent a lot of time around Rhoda growing up… well, I spent a lot of time avoiding her actually.

She made my life a living hell as a young child. She would insist on sitting next to me on the bus and she would literally torment me the whole way to school. Anyone who knows me well knows I don’t take teasing well (likely a product of being an only child)… I simply have no defenses to it and I don’t strike back well or at all. She made fun of me academically, personally, and in every extra-curricular activity we were in – particularly sports. Her size and athletic ability far out-shined me and she had no problem throwing it in my face on a regular basis. We were in constant competition against one another in band until one of us would give up challenging the other or the band teacher would refuse to listen.

Jr. High was likely living hell for Rhoda. She wasn’t attractive in the “standard barbie doll way” at all. She was taller than the other girls, dressed, walked, and talked like a boy, and was repeatedly mistaken for one. Rhoda’s looks and mannerisms inevitably drew cruel comments and jokes from the students.  The whispers of “lesbian” began almost as soon as the majority of us knew what the word meant. (On top of all of this, her real name … well… it didn’t help with the lesbian related jabs, we’ll leave it at that).

It was easy for me to make fun of her when I was in Jr. High. After years of feeling stepped on and badgered by this bitch, her looks and personality simply made her a walking target. I recall letters between me and my very best friend which had awful nasty and crude jokes and pictures about her in them. 9 times out of 10 the jokes centered on her sexuality or manly attributes.

Then came high school. My friends rarley heard me say anything bad about anyone else behind their back. I wasn’t a terrible gossip by high school standards and I never really picked on anyone… so I think it bothered them that I was so ready to lash out at Rhoda at the drop of a hat. On top of that, they began to feel sorry for her. So she didn’t take the best care of herself – but she wasn’t exactly blessed with an easy body to dress and her hair was bright red, super curly and frizzy, and always kept in a bowl cut. Even acting terribly feminine would have left her looking very manly.

This is where the conflict began for me and simply has never ended. Yeah, I felt sorry for her too – she didn’t choose her looks or her body. We didn’t know she was a lesbian back then, but the assumption was always there and I cannot imagine being anything other than white, straight, and polish or German in the town that I grew up in!! It truly must have been hell keeping in that secret for all of those years!

But the fact of the matter is – she was a bitch! And to me personally on so many occasions and without any provocation that it drove me to madness. Now, knowing that she is indeed a lesbian doesn’t help. Was her attitude a product of feeling confined and conflicted? Did she pick me out personally because I was a sickeningly sweet girlie girl as a young child? I think knowing her sexual orientation has made this whole thing that much more frustrating to me.

I would like to think that I have “let it go”. I am not proud of myself for ever having made fun of anyone, even Rhoda concerning looks or sexual orientation. I am confident in saying I would never do those things now to anyone. I don’t want an apology from her or an explanation… it has been years and we were all young and acting as children act. If I were to bump into her… I would want her to treat me like any other human being – with decency and respect and I would do the same for her. I guess in the end… the only answer to any of my questions is that we were only children learning to grow up to become the people we are today. I hope that Rhoda is a happier person today and more comfortable in her own skin than she was back then and that she has found peace and acceptance in her life. I also hope that both of us learned a thing or two about how painful teasing others can be for all involved and how it can follow you for many many years beyond the time of action.



painful gas cramps
05 24 2007, 10:44 am
Filed under: current events, money, outings, random info

No, no, no…I’m not talking about a gassy tummy. I’m talking about the painful gas prices! Today the average cost of gas in the Midwest is $3.44 – the highest average in the country! So is there any way to avoid going over your budget this summer on your vacation?

There is help out there and here are some links to get your started! (All links open in new windows)

There can be as much as a 20% difference in gas prices from station to station in any given area so it is important to find the cheapest places to buy your gas.

www.gasbuddy.com and www.gaspricewatch.com can help you find cheap gas in your area and along your entire travel route!

If you are wondering how much your trip is going to cost you in fuel, check out http://www.fuelcostcalculator.com - a site from AAA that allows you to enter the make and model of your car and your start and end points for a fuel cost estimate. (Doesn’t work for vehicles older than 1998).

If it turns out that gas is going to comprise most of your budget (which it probably will at this point in time), you can cut down on your food costs to help mitigate. Try out www.roadfood.comto find local food in the area you will be in. It will help you to avoid tourist traps and generic boring meals while you are on the road. And remember, you can always pack a nice picnic. That is always a great idea for long road trips and vacations to theme parks where the cost of food is asinine!

I hope everyone enjoys their memorial day. I am continuing on the job hunt!! :)